I think the best get-to-know-you question is, “what’s your vice of choice?”

The little guilty pleasures that make life worth living.

Mine include (though are not limited to):

Diet Coke, which is probably pickling my insides.

Reality TV, that’s likely melting my brain faster than the ice caps.

And pocketing all the tiny wet wipes that they have at restaurants, because they always come in handy.